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Names of places in hell4/6/2024 The town’s name often gets attention due to it being very similar to blue balls, a sexual condition in males. Boosters of the village designation use the slogan “The most exciting place to live. The name “Boring” is embraced by locals, however, and found in many local businesses, resulting in many road signs that seem humorous to outsiders. This may be a stretch, but why don’t YOU come up with something for a substance a construction worker shoots out his left nostril. One good thing about Boogertown, is that it’s in Gaston County home of Cito Gaston who captained the Toronto Blue Jays to back to back World Series wins. But the stigma must be horrible when you think about your job interview and announce you are from the town of Looneyville. At the time the word looney may not have had the connotation it does now. You can only blame the township so much, when the founder was name John Looney. The fact that a hotel bears the name is high comedy. Not a popular town for the guys, but probably a place most mother’s would like their daughters to take up residence, at least until they are safely married. If Hell was at a lower latitude, instead of Michigan, at least in the summer it would lend itself to ‘It’s hotter than Hell”, “No it isn’t” repartee. ‘Hell’ might mean bright in German, but these name choices aren’t. Fleatown, Ohioīrought in from a curbside mattress. What more could we say about it without invoking the phrase? If your town is a ‘one horse’ one, better make sure the beast isn’t glue factory-bound.
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